Where the F–k is my F–king Hoverboard??

By Ronald Smackdonald

It’s been almost two decades since Back to the Future 2 came out and showed me a glimpse of an awesome future with a Mattel Hoverboard floating around 2015. It’s almost 2009 now and there isn’t even a fucking prototype. Somebody at Mattel or Engineering school better be working on this or I will lose my shit. You have slightly over six years to go before I beat you with an autographed Tony Hawk PS1 video game in front of your co-workers.

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3 Responses to “Where the F–k is my F–king Hoverboard??”

  1. CrappyPants Says:

    If that ain’t the Gar-Darn-Truth!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    acctually there are allready several hoverboards on the market and 1 was designedto look just like the matel board i acctually built a prototype board around 13 years ago

  3. Anonymous Says:

    http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/nobody-calls-me-chicken/hoverboards-make-us-fart-a-little-with-excitement-288484.php theres a couple on the market but there are atleast 10 designs doing the rounds and around 6 of them are available to buy

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