I walked two blocks this morning and counted four morons wearing lumberjack jackets and none of you were homeless. When did lumberjack jackets become cool to wear? Did I miss a fad? Were you walking in the woods one day where you spotted a lumberjack and thought, ‘wow that’s the bad-ass baddest axe-wielding lumberjack man I’ve ever seen cutting down a tree I wish I had a jacket like his so that I look like I’ve banged more squirrels than Bigfoot!” Because that’s the only reason I can think why you’d wear it.
But hey, maybe it’s just me. So here are a few outfit suggestions that I think will go well with your checkered jacket: Dress pants, construction boots, sports watch, Vote for Pedro t-shirt, an empty styrofoam cup and a safety helmet with a cool flashlight on it.
Tags: axe, banging squirrels, chicks dig it, Fashion, forest, jacket, lumberjack, style, Versace
October 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm |
The only thing I hate more are people who wear socks with sandals. If you ask me, they should be fed to bears.
November 24, 2008 at 11:22 pm |
get with the times u stupid muthafuckas, and write coherent sentences when u hate for no apparent reason
July 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm |
Really? You’re spending your time blogging about how much you hate other “morons” and their clothes. Well hell i guess if it’s really that important then type away.
July 23, 2009 at 6:55 pm |
Really? You’re spending your time commenting on a blog that talks about how much Ronald Smackdonald hates other “morons” and their clothes. Well hell I guess if it’s really that important then type away.