The Brock Lesnar Aftermath

Last night’s UFC heavyweight championship fight between Frank Mir and Brock Lesnar was an entertaining, albeit a predictable one. As expected the beast Lesnar didn’t take long to pummel his pinata, pardon, opponent. Mir’s face looked like a Nicholas Cage movie. Terrible. But it was after the match that Lesnar truly went off. He trash-talked Mir to no end. He flipped the finger to the ensuing boos of the crowd. And he ridiculed the major sponsor.  But the best part was when Lesnar was asked how he was planning to celebrate. He said in the end, “… I may get on top of my wife.” Judging by the steroid rage he was on, I think what he meant  is he ‘may’ get on top of his wife (former WWE diva Sable) and unload a few hundred fist-fucks on her head. Or a choke hold. Or a plasma television. Ah, I’m just kidding. I’m sure Brock’s a gentle soul and that any injury  his wife obtains in the future is a result of her accidentally falling down the stairs.

Tags: Brock Lesnar, Dana White, Frank Mir, main event, UFC 100, WWE