Archive for September, 2009

Fame, and the Kanye West Controversy

September 15, 2009

You no doubt heard about Kanye West’s classy move last night at the MTV Awards. He grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech for Best Video or whatever, and proclaimed Beyonce’s video the best of all-time. I’m not really shocked. The guy is a fucking classless moron. But amidst all the controversy, something positive always comes from the negative. In this particular case, the fame-hunters came out of their basements to record awesome videos of their incredibly epic comments to post on the world wide web, and they did us this favor in less than 24 hours.

It’s why I believe such star power shouldn’t go unrecognized.

These people are so awesome for saturating the internet with similarly-titled videos (I had to go through six clips before finding the right one) that they deserve to be recognized! So here at the smackoftheday, I really want to help them achieve their lifelong goals of becoming overnight internet celebrities. So I’ve posted their photos here to help speed up their road to fame. Please pass it along to help their cause.

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There was only one word that came to mind when I found her: Winner.

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Why would I care about what he has to say? Because he has a hat. That’s why.

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Remember Jaws from the Bond flicks? His daughter has an opinion too.

Picture 14If Snoop Dogg has a voice, this guy can too.

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I always thought Kanye was awesome. Until this guy convinced me otherwise. His convictions are THAT good.

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There is only one thing that will make you stand out from the scrubs: An awesome teen ‘stache.

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You know who is a terrible public speaker? George Clooney. But this kid, wow, voice of an angel. Give him a show on prime time so I can watch it.

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Some people enjoy listening to Obama speak. Others, dis guy.

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When a guy has two television sets from the mid 90’s in his bedroom, you know he’s on top of things. A-list.

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Buffalo Bills Post-Game Interview

September 12, 2009


Three words, kids: Stay in school.

The Apple Store Robbery

September 10, 2009


Do yourselves a favour and watch this video. It’s a robbery of an Apple Store in New Jersey where these champs, err, culprits, stole laptops and iphones and ipods in under 31 seconds. It’s quite incredible… Now that you’ve watched it, did you notice the one unbelievable thing in the clip? No? I can’t blame you, it’s hard to notice. It comes at the 0:25 mark where the news reporter says, “This is an upscale shopping center behind me blah blah blah.” Oh, silly reporter, I chuckle at your flawed analysis. We all know there’s no such thing as ‘upscale’ in New Jersey. The only thing upscale in New Jersey is the guy driving his Mercedes through it every morning to go to his Manhattan job.

Mmmm, Women’s Tennis

September 2, 2009

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With all the coverage of women’s tennis on television, I can’t help but watch it from time to time. Minus the tennis part, of course. To be honest, I watch it more for the ‘sights and sounds’ of the game. Yeah, you know what i’m talking about. And sometimes, I tune in just to hear the sounds. Yep, women’s tennis is awesome like that. Except when Venus Williams is playing.