Archive for the ‘Celebrity Idiots’ Category

Fame, and the Kanye West Controversy

September 15, 2009

You no doubt heard about Kanye West’s classy move last night at the MTV Awards. He grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech for Best Video or whatever, and proclaimed Beyonce’s video the best of all-time. I’m not really shocked. The guy is a fucking classless moron. But amidst all the controversy, something positive always comes from the negative. In this particular case, the fame-hunters came out of their basements to record awesome videos of their incredibly epic comments to post on the world wide web, and they did us this favor in less than 24 hours.

It’s why I believe such star power shouldn’t go unrecognized.

These people are so awesome for saturating the internet with similarly-titled videos (I had to go through six clips before finding the right one) that they deserve to be recognized! So here at the smackoftheday, I really want to help them achieve their lifelong goals of becoming overnight internet celebrities. So I’ve posted their photos here to help speed up their road to fame. Please pass it along to help their cause.

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There was only one word that came to mind when I found her: Winner.

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Why would I care about what he has to say? Because he has a hat. That’s why.

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Remember Jaws from the Bond flicks? His daughter has an opinion too.

Picture 14If Snoop Dogg has a voice, this guy can too.

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I always thought Kanye was awesome. Until this guy convinced me otherwise. His convictions are THAT good.

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There is only one thing that will make you stand out from the scrubs: An awesome teen ‘stache.

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You know who is a terrible public speaker? George Clooney. But this kid, wow, voice of an angel. Give him a show on prime time so I can watch it.

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Some people enjoy listening to Obama speak. Others, dis guy.

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When a guy has two television sets from the mid 90’s in his bedroom, you know he’s on top of things. A-list.


Kim Kardashian’s Sister Pregnant

August 16, 2009

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. The sister of everybody’s fantasy, Kim Kardashian, has gotten knocked up but she won’t reveal who the father is. Which leaves us to play the guessing game… And I’m betting my money that the father of the child is the New England Patriots.

Jessica Simpson Leaves Acting, I Shed Tear

September 4, 2008

This is a real shame. Jessica Simpson has decided to focus on her music career rather than continue to bust out gems on the big screen. “It’s got to just be a really incredible director and production with an awesome studio and great cast. But for me right now Jessica Simpson is music,” said the air head. So basically, the only way Jessica comes back is if we land Martin Scorsese, cast Johnny Depp and have Paramount back this up. Hurry someone please make this happen or we’ll never see her reprise the role of Daisy Duke as a whore in the Dukes of Hazzard sequel. Please someone do something, the movie industry can’t afford to lose another Heath Ledger. Please!

Our Boy Diddy’s Plane Never Crashed, Sadly

August 27, 2008

Watch this video first, and upon your return, it’s a sure bet you’ll cheer for Al-Qaeda to arrive at an airplane near Diddy. In the clip we get a full two-minute dose of Tupac’s killer complaining about gas prices and how even HE has to lower himself to flying economy. What an uneducated douche! I hope that gas prices do go down so he can go back to flying his private jet and karma willing, he crashes it into my roundhouse kick to his face.