Archive for the ‘Pro Athletes’ Category

This is all I’m saying…

June 3, 2010


Tiger Woods Press Conference After thoughts

February 19, 2010

That had to be one of the most heartfelt, genuine, sincerely written PR statements I have ever heard.

Buffalo Bills Post-Game Interview

September 12, 2009

Three words, kids: Stay in school.

Ovechkin is my Hockey Idol

August 5, 2009

Sidney Crosby may have won the Stanley Cup, but Alexander Ovechkin has won the Coolest Guy in Hockey Cup. Why? Because the photo above came from a strip joint he attended with Markov, and the receipt below was the result. Look at Ovechkin (left) in the photo, he looks like a guy who’s living life to the fullest! Bless him.


By the way, an Irish Coffee for $20.oo?? Are you f—ing kidding me?? For that price, those strippers better have three pairs of titties each, and stroke magical handjobs that can make me orgasm rainbows!