Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

Fame, and the Kanye West Controversy

September 15, 2009

You no doubt heard about Kanye West’s classy move last night at the MTV Awards. He grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech for Best Video or whatever, and proclaimed Beyonce’s video the best of all-time. I’m not really shocked. The guy is a fucking classless moron. But amidst all the controversy, something positive always comes from the negative. In this particular case, the fame-hunters came out of their basements to record awesome videos of their incredibly epic comments to post on the world wide web, and they did us this favor in less than 24 hours.

It’s why I believe such star power shouldn’t go unrecognized.

These people are so awesome for saturating the internet with similarly-titled videos (I had to go through six clips before finding the right one) that they deserve to be recognized! So here at the smackoftheday, I really want to help them achieve their lifelong goals of becoming overnight internet celebrities. So I’ve posted their photos here to help speed up their road to fame. Please pass it along to help their cause.

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There was only one word that came to mind when I found her: Winner.

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Why would I care about what he has to say? Because he has a hat. That’s why.

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Remember Jaws from the Bond flicks? His daughter has an opinion too.

Picture 14If Snoop Dogg has a voice, this guy can too.

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I always thought Kanye was awesome. Until this guy convinced me otherwise. His convictions are THAT good.

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There is only one thing that will make you stand out from the scrubs: An awesome teen ‘stache.

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You know who is a terrible public speaker? George Clooney. But this kid, wow, voice of an angel. Give him a show on prime time so I can watch it.

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Some people enjoy listening to Obama speak. Others, dis guy.

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When a guy has two television sets from the mid 90’s in his bedroom, you know he’s on top of things. A-list.


Kim Kardashian’s Sister Pregnant

August 16, 2009

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. The sister of everybody’s fantasy, Kim Kardashian, has gotten knocked up but she won’t reveal who the father is. Which leaves us to play the guessing game… And I’m betting my money that the father of the child is the New England Patriots.

And the Winner of the Bachelorette is…

July 28, 2009

…Kiptyn. Yep, Kiptyn. Now I know what you’re thinking, ladies, “Jillian picked Ed, not Kiptyn, Ed is the winner!!” and you couldn’t be more wrong. Every man on this planet will tell you, Ed Swiderski LOST the Bachelorette. Do you know why he lost? Because he’s getting married!! And no guy in a healthy state of mind wants to win a chance to walk down the aisle!!!! If guys were so desperate, we’d have Scratch & Win-a-Wife lottery cards. But we don’t. So with that I say, congratulations Kiptyn, you’re the big winner of the Bachelorette.

p.s. Anyone know where I can buy Wes’ CD?

The Beverly Hills 90210 Hangover

September 3, 2008

The cooler talk has already begun around yesterday’s Beverly Hills 90210 debut and I already want to punch someone for breakfast. 90210 was lame. I can’t believe I watched that. It’s so stupid. No, YOU are so stupid. What exactly did you expect a teen high-school drama to be?? Did you think it would be as great (and I use this term loosely) as it was when you were a naive twelve-year-old?? Back then you were a moron without a clue and apparently nothing’s changed. Or I could be completely wrong and you’re probably cool like Andrea Zuckerman.