Posts Tagged ‘NBA’

This is all I’m saying…

June 3, 2010

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How Big is Shaq?

July 26, 2009

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I found this picture of Shaquille O’Neal online and it made me realize that he is indeed a very large man. How big exactly? To put it in perspective, the panda bear he is cuddling is the size of a military submarine. And if you look really really really carefully, you can see Lebron James underneath his fingernail.

LeBron James Tape Leaked

July 23, 2009

A few weeks ago, LeBron James was dunked on by nobody Jordan Crawford. No big deal, right? Wrong. Nike representatives, who were present in the gym, decided it was in their best interest to confiscate the tapes so that nobody would ‘witness’ the King getting crowned. It turned into a fiasco until sure enough, the footage has surfaced on the webs. I think that everyone should know that Nike and their representatives are ruthless scumbags. A few months ago they confiscated a tape of me ruthlessly dunking a Nerf basketball over my neighbor’s six-year-old because he was wearing a LeBron James Cavaliers jersey. Those tapes are probably long gone by now, unfortunately, like that poor little boy’s dignity.