Posts Tagged ‘superstar’

Tiger Woods Press Conference After thoughts

February 19, 2010


That had to be one of the most heartfelt, genuine, sincerely written PR statements I have ever heard.

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Ovechkin is my Hockey Idol

August 5, 2009

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Sidney Crosby may have won the Stanley Cup, but Alexander Ovechkin has won the Coolest Guy in Hockey Cup. Why? Because the photo above came from a strip joint he attended with Markov, and the receipt below was the result. Look at Ovechkin (left) in the photo, he looks like a guy who’s living life to the fullest! Bless him.

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By the way, an Irish Coffee for $20.oo?? Are you f—ing kidding me?? For that price, those strippers better have three pairs of titties each, and stroke magical handjobs that can make me orgasm rainbows!