The Apple Store Robbery

Do yourselves a favour and watch this video. It’s a robbery of an Apple Store in New Jersey where these champs, err, culprits, stole laptops and iphones and ipods in under 31 seconds. It’s quite incredible… Now that you’ve watched it, did you notice the one unbelievable thing in the clip? No? I can’t blame you, it’s hard to notice. It comes at the 0:25 mark where the news reporter says, “This is an upscale shopping center behind me blah blah blah.” Oh, silly reporter, I chuckle at your flawed analysis. We all know there’s no such thing as ‘upscale’ in New Jersey. The only thing upscale in New Jersey is the guy driving his Mercedes through it every morning to go to his Manhattan job.